Ladies, listen up: We’ve just decided that the Ralph Lauren 4007 sunglasses are the most popular shades you’ve ever heard of, so start swarming the stores right away. We’re going to cause an epidemic of awesomeness.

Pop some Stacker-3, slam some foundation onto your face, make them lashes long and lovely, slip your bunion-ridden feet into some nauseating Crocs, and make your way to the boardwalk to be the first to take these bad boys out for a spin.

The Ralph Lauren 4007 sunglasses are scientifically designed to attract hulking, sweaty males with prominent jaw-lines. As soon as you slip these designer frames onto your face, you’ll find yourself pampered, spoiled, fussed over, and generally treated like the intergalactic princess that you are.

Get them fast, ladies, because they’re sure to sell out like this: Snap. Just like that. Grab the Ralph Lauren 4007 Sunglasses for about $120.