We just got word of the Anon Optics Contender sunglasses. Apparently, these shades are favored by the nouveau riche for their awesomeness. Check out a picture of that guy from that show to prove my point.

What’s that guy’s name? Brody Jenner. He’s wearing these Contender sunglasses to protect his eyes from the glare of the unabashedly homoerotic situations he’s always finding himself in.  The Anon Optics Contender sunglasses have that slim, essential flair often found in Oakley frames. You’ll see that they just perch right there on the face, ready to do business with all kinds of brothers.

Seriously, you’ll probably pay around same price for these sunglasses that you’ll pay for all of the expensive exfoliating face creams which you’ll use to keep your head looking devastatingly glamorous. Look for the Anon Optics Contender sunglasses on the Internet for about $100.